Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Clinton: Chinese human rights can't interfere with other crises




No, shit. It's kind of hard to impose your ideals onto a country that owns you. I can just hear hyper-idealistic Hillary now (she's not b/c she's much too smart for that).

Hillary: Yeah, we want to borrow trillions of dollars, but you have to stop exploiting your workers that enable you to build up your GDP. Thus, allowing you to have the cash flow to lend us money so we can still support our bloated ideals that wouldn't be possible without you committing gross human rights atrocities to your own people, not to mention your neighbors.

China: Fuck you, hypocritical, high-minded American with your gilded ideals and lofty rhetoric. If you didn't already know: we own your ass. And if you ever want anymore money from us you better shut the hell up. You better hope we don't ever want to collect on those loans, and you're able to pay them back otherwise when shit hits the fan with climate change, water shortages, and overpopulation we'll take what's ours-your whole country's infrastructure that you sold us through municipal bonds and the like.

Hillary: Okay, just give us more money, pretty please.

School fight posted on YouTube



Trust me, the kids set up these fights before-hand. They're proud of them.




"You're supposed to behave at these events as you behave at school," Mike Brooks of CNN said in regard to student behavior.

Mmmm, anyone who has taught at urban public schools around the country knows that this is how they behave at school on a daily basis. This is the norm, not an anomaly.

CNN contributor Roland Martin likens Obama to Kanye West



I sure as hell hope not because Kayne West is a self-deluded, narcissistic, jackass, who is anti-education.





Well, at least he didn't compare Obama to Jesus Christ or something. Then again, Obama is going to cure cancer. And at the very least if he falls short of his goals he will still achieve greatness by curing the common cold.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Promoting understanding...


...one beheading at a time.

TV Report transcript

Muslims in America come from many countries and have diverse backgrounds, but they are united by their desire to practice their religion in peace and to replace the negative image many non-Muslim Americans have about Islam. In this report by Carol Pearson we meet three very different Americans who practice Islam.



A control room at Bridges TV
A control room at Bridges TV
Muzzammil Hassan came to America from Pakistan 25 years ago. He became a successful banker in Buffalo, New York, near the famed Niagara Falls.



While he and his wife were happy to be in the United States, they were upset by the negative perceptions of Muslims, and particularly how this perception might affect their children.

Like the perception that if Hassan's wife were to talk back to him he'd cut her fucking head off.



That is how they came up with the idea of Bridges TV. Mr. Hassan's wife challenged him to start it.

Then he cut her fucking head off after claiming it was her idea all along, not his.


Muzzammil Hassan
Muzzammil Hassan
MUZZAMMIL HASSAN, FOUNDER, BRIDGES TV

"I had no background in television. I didn't know anything about TV. Her comment was, 'you have an M.B.A. (masters degree in business) why don't you write a business plan?'"



And so he did. He quit his job at the bank and for the next two to three years worked almost non-stop in developing an English language television network that offers news and entertainment for Muslims.



Mr. Hassan hopes Bridges TV lives up to its name by uniting American Muslims and by helping non-Muslims overcome the negative images they may have of both Muslims and Islam.

Like the negative perception that Muslim Husbands cut off their wives' fucking heads when shit goes south in the relationship.

MUZZAMMIL HASSAN, FOUNDER, BRIDGES TV

"There should be a Muslim media so that Muslim children growing up in America grow up with the self confidence and high self esteem about their identity both as Americans and as Muslims."

And to know it's okay to cut someone's fucking head off when you get mad at them, especially when you need to put a woman in her place.

Other Muslims are also trying to reach out to non-Muslim Americans.



Hadia Mubarak is a graduate student at Georgetown University in Washington, D.C. She has grown up in the United States - her father is from Syria, her mother from Jordan. Hadia is the president of the Muslim Student Association for Northern American. She feels obligated to change the perceptions many Americans have about Muslims.



Hadia Mubarak
Hadia Mubarak
HADIA MUBARAK

"This is sort of my calling. The only exposure they had about Islam was in the media or what they saw in Hollywood: Arab fanatics blowing up planes, hijacking planes."

And husbands cutting off wives' heads.

She says she also feels obligated to dispel the perception that Muslim women are oppressed.

Because she likes getting her fucking head cut off.

HADIA MUBARAK

"If you meet Muslim women, they are some of the most vocal, strongly opinionated women you will ever meet in your life. "

And that's why our husbands sometimes cut our heads off. It's all a matter of being open-minded and adhering to cultural relativism.

Hadia wears the hijab, even when she runs track, but she says the decision to wear it was hers and hers alone.

Even if her husband threatens to cut her fucking head off if she takes it off.

Muhammad Latif Hayden is an American who converted to Islam. He first learned about it through Sheik Muhammad Rahem Bawa Muhayaddeen, a Sufi from Sri Lanka.



Muhammad Latif Hayden
Muhammad Latif Hayden
MUHAMMAD LATIF HAYDEN

"I took the shahadah (declaration of belief) with Bawa in 1972, and since then I've been a Muslim."



Mr. Hayden wanted to learn Sufism, a mystic type of Islam. After Sheik Bawa Muhaiyaddeen died in 1986, Mr. Hayden dedicated himself to spreading Bawa's teachings.



MUHAMMAD LATIF HAYDEN

"The importance of sharing that information, the importance of making available those teachings to Muslims and non-Muslims alike, is essential, especially today."



Muhammad Latif Hayden is now secretary of the Bawa Muhaiyaddeen Mosque in Philadelphia. He publicizes the sheik's teachings through books and recordings and the Internet. As he describes it, his work is to show others the way to live in equality and peace in the kingdom of God.

While occasionally beheading an infidel from time to time.

Sad but true: Another High-Price Hollywood Whore Bites the Dust




It doesn't take a CSI investigator to figure out what happened here. She's one of the plethora of high-priced Hollywood whores that advertise on craigslist, the erotic review etc. After-all, it's impossible to make rent working part-time at a bar and going to school. A typical one-bedroom in Santa Monica is $1500 a month minimum, and that's not including utilities. This woman was killed by one of her high-priced Johns who like to call themselves "producers" and "directors" when in reality they're just ticks and leaches. Land of lost dreams, indeed.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Thank God!




And this is a bad thing because: We need more stupid Americans?
Not to mention, less people = less carbon foot-prints.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Chris Brown is a Pimp Daddy...



"You betta watch 'yoself, ho. Or Chris Brown goin' to smack a bitch!"


Ah, our country is really screwed. Normally, I don't comment on message boards, but I had to comment on the yahoo! message board about Chris Brown because of all the retarded things kids have been posting on them about Chris Brown.




My Post:

I love how so many people are talking about Chris Brown like they actually know him. Things like I don't think Chris Brown did it "cuz"...blah, blah, blah. You do not know Chris Brown. You know his carefully constructed image created to sell records to dumb kids.

degrassi1316's comment was especially funny: "Chris is too laid back and nice. If anything Rianna provoked him" or Clara V's "I have read that Rihanna is really controlling and jelous. Other artist have said that she follows him around to every video shoot to make sure girls don't approach him. I don't believe he would do something like that." Or really, what do you know? What do you read besides trash celebrity zines? Do yourselves a favor and get an education.

Damn, this country is really screwed w/ idiot kids like these. I hope your ghetto boyfriend's smack some sense into you b/c you provoked it through your stupidity.

Friday, February 6, 2009

This is all I ever wanted: Media Attention and a T.V. Show




Are those botoxed lips? Isn't she unemployed? Did welfare pay for those?

Thursday, February 5, 2009

America: We Rock So Awesome!



Don't forget, every real American should own one!
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And if you don't know, now you know_________.


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Because you know that "Tijuana" and "quality" go hand in hand.

Meanwhile, American students struggle to get hooked on phonics




SINGAPORE (Reuters) - While most children his age sketch on paper with crayons, nine-year old Lim Ding Wen from Singapore, has a very different canvas -- his iPhone.

Lim, who is in fourth grade, writes applications for Apple's popular iPhone. His latest, a painting program called Doodle Kids, has been downloaded over 4,000 times from Apple's iTunes store in two weeks, the New Paper reported on Thursday.

The program lets iPhone users draw with their fingers by touching the iPhone's touchscreen and then clear the screen by shaking the phone.

"I wrote the program for my younger sisters, who like to draw," Lim said. His sisters are aged 3 and 5.

Lim, who is fluent in six programing languages, started using the computer at the age of 2. He has since completed about 20 programing projects.

His father, Lim Thye Chean, a chief technology officer at a local technology firm, also writes iPhone applications.

"Every evening we check the statistics emailed to us (by iTunes) to see who has more downloads," the older Lim said.

The boy, who enjoys reading books on programing, is in the process of writing another iPhone application -- a science fiction game called "Invader Wars."

(Reporting by Melanie Lee; Editing by Bill Tarrant)

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Monday, February 2, 2009