Clinton: Chinese human rights can't interfere with other crises

No, shit. It's kind of hard to impose your ideals onto a country that owns you. I can just hear hyper-idealistic Hillary now (she's not b/c she's much too smart for that).

Hillary: Yeah, we want to borrow trillions of dollars, but you have to stop exploiting your workers that enable you to build up your GDP. Thus, allowing you to have the cash flow to lend us money so we can still support our bloated ideals that wouldn't be possible without you committing gross human rights atrocities to your own people, not to mention your neighbors.

China: Fuck you, hypocritical, high-minded American with your gilded ideals and lofty rhetoric. If you didn't already know: we own your ass. And if you ever want anymore money from us you better shut the hell up. You better hope we don't ever want to collect on those loans, and you're able to pay them back otherwise when shit hits the fan with climate change, water shortages, and overpopulation we'll take what's ours-your whole country's infrastructure that you sold us through municipal bonds and the like.

Hillary: Okay, just give us more money, pretty please.

If you don't like our government, well at least it's not China...

If this guy was an American he would be a multi-millionare now thanks to the lawsuit he would have won for government intimidation on top of all the money he would have gotten from various news outlets for all the pictures he took of Chinese government officials beating up villagers. But instead he's in a shallow grave if he's lucky. If he's really lucky they didn't torture him to death.

No matter how bad things get in America I can always look to China for inspiration concerning my life. I'm also thankful that we shipped all our manufacturing there, so I could save a few bucks at the store. Gotta love that Chinese forced child labor too, it really makes the toys we buy for our kids cheap. I wonder how many people died or are extremely sick from them building their Olympic Stadium?

My, oh my, has the world gotten away from itself, or maybe back to the sad truth of the matter? Only time will tell, as it always has. On the other hand, it's looking profitable to invest in the Chinese Market, so what the hell?