Roman Polanski is a kiddy fucker and Hollywood is down with that...

"My Penis isn't much bigger than this, so what's the big deal?" Roman asks the police before they apprehend him for ass-fucking a thirteen year old girl.



Oh, Hollywood. You get even more twisted and depraved by the day despite all your self-righteous causes and all the African babies you adopt. It saddens me to no end to see some of my most beloved film-makers supporting this kiddy-fucker. It really makes me wonder what kind of kiddy fucking they're all getting themselves into in their spare time. I mean, how do you defend a kiddy ass fucking, dirty old man, who to top it off is too much of a coward to take responsibility for what he did, so in-turn he high-tales is to the land of kiddy-fuckers? Wait, by Hollywood's logic he did take responsibility by paying off the little girl he raped. Whoops, I forgot-throwing money at things makes everything right, and inturn all our troubles go away not only in Hollywood, but America in general.

Oh, wait. I get it! He's a great artist, which automatically relieves him of the sin of being a total piece of shit and a poor excuse for a human being.


Ugh, where's Travis Bickle when you need him?



I think I'm going to use all my Martin Scorcsese films for target practice for supporting Roman "Kiddy Fucker" Polanski.


Martin Scorcese and Tilda Swinton said something to the likes of "this sets a dangerous precedent". What? You mean the dangerous precedent of bringing dirty old men that enjoy drugging and ass-fucking thirteen year old girls in the ass to justice? I guess, Tilda is afraid that the 13 year-old girl she's ass fucking with her ice-princess strap-on might come after her soon. And Marin, I'm not sure if you have a 13 year old daughter, but if you do would you mind me coming over and fucking her in the ass? I mean, I have this really great book which I'm getting close to selling, which would make it okay, right? I promise, I'll let you direct it when they sell the movie rights.

Shit, this country/world is fucked. And don't tell me the recession is over. What a load of crap. The "experts" seem to have forgotten one major thing about all the recoveries of the past-they occurred in line with job creation. If this is a truly a recovery than it will truly be ground breaking because it will be a "jobless recovery", which basically means the rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and everyone in between gets fucked in the ass by dream-fuckers like Roman Polanski.

Three Words to Solve the California Budget Crisis:

THE RUNNING MAN!

That's some REAL CHANGE, AIG STyle!

Ahhh. It sucks being right, especially when everyone (including myself) would rather just have me be wrong. The truth hurts. And the truth is: nothing changes until people change, which is what I cynically said at the beginning of the campaign for "change".

I find it surprising that Obama is so surprised that a bunch of crooks stole his hand-out. As if Wall-Street execs and high powered CEO's are going to suddenly "change" or grow consciences just because there's a new boss in town. They and we are the same self-entitled, greedy, lazy, dim-witted Americans we were before he was elected. Not much has changed aside from a few cosmetic differences. Unfortunately, America and the majority of Americans are a bunch of narcistic, greedy crooks that only care about themselves.

Oh, and please (Obama) apply this lesson in human nature to the Russians and Iranians. They are not going to suddenly "change" just because you're being nice to them. They're still a bunch of misogynist, war mongering, corrupt, assholes. The sad truth is that most people don't change, because most people suck. Sorry, the truth hurts.

Clinton: Chinese human rights can't interfere with other crises

No, shit. It's kind of hard to impose your ideals onto a country that owns you. I can just hear hyper-idealistic Hillary now (she's not b/c she's much too smart for that).

Hillary: Yeah, we want to borrow trillions of dollars, but you have to stop exploiting your workers that enable you to build up your GDP. Thus, allowing you to have the cash flow to lend us money so we can still support our bloated ideals that wouldn't be possible without you committing gross human rights atrocities to your own people, not to mention your neighbors.

China: Fuck you, hypocritical, high-minded American with your gilded ideals and lofty rhetoric. If you didn't already know: we own your ass. And if you ever want anymore money from us you better shut the hell up. You better hope we don't ever want to collect on those loans, and you're able to pay them back otherwise when shit hits the fan with climate change, water shortages, and overpopulation we'll take what's ours-your whole country's infrastructure that you sold us through municipal bonds and the like.

Hillary: Okay, just give us more money, pretty please.

CNN contributor Roland Martin likens Obama to Kanye West

I sure as hell hope not because Kayne West is a self-deluded, narcissistic, jackass, who is anti-education.





Well, at least he didn't compare Obama to Jesus Christ or something. Then again, Obama is going to cure cancer. And at the very least if he falls short of his goals he will still achieve greatness by curing the common cold.

What do you expect?

From a country whose ultimate underlining values are money and prestige?

Wednesday, Japanese Prime Minister Taro Aso said:

"Japan cannot avoid the tsunami of the world recession, but it can try to find a way out."

"The world economy is in a once-in-a-hundred-years recession. We need extraordinary measures to deal with an extraordinary situation," he said.


Huh? How do they know this happens once every hundred years? Didn't this just happen in Japan like fifteen years ago? And if it happens every hundred years why didn't world financial leaders expect this to happen? They're acting like this is a natural occurring phenomenon in nature, kind of like El Nino or hurricane season. You expect me to trust the words of the same arrogant assholes that got us into this mess in the first place? If they were so fucking smart they should have seen this coming a mile away, but they didn't. Now they're claiming it's just "something that happens once every hundred years". Sounds like one big fuck up that happened as a result of human arrogance and greed.

Well, at least the world falling apart will clean the slate for real change. Things fall apart for a reason-in order to create real, lasting change things have to be destroyed first. You can't fix a intrinsically broken system by working within the broken system. Our system is on its last legs. The machine is about to break, for good. Humanity must evolve its way of thinking, its economy, its politics -- everything -- if it plans on surviving. Good riddance. Let the world fall apart. Hells a coming and payback is a bitch, especially when rents way over due.

It's all 20/20 in hindsight. Too bad none of these fools had or have any real foresight.

Chrysler: Thanks for investing in us, America

What, you mean I had a choice? Great, thanks. Investing in failure and hollow dreams is one of my favorite, All-American past-times. Merry motherfucking X___________mas. Thanks for the lump of coal, Santa; I mean Uncle Sam.



Wow, if they followed through on any of the things that "Chrysler is committed to" they wouldn't have gotten into this mess in the first place. I guess, the last thirty years of mismanagement, shotty engineering, and ugly cars will just be their version of a Mulligan. Besides, we shouldn't have expected an American car company to provide: "cars and trucks you want to buy, enjoy driving, and will want to buy again", "deliver products with the best quality and value", and "improve fuel economy" on their own. I mean, that's just crazy, especially when the Japs and Krauts can do it for us!

After-all, that's the real American dream-to have someone else do it for you and make a shit-ton of money at the same time! Hard work, innovation, tenacity, accountability, etc.-those are just myths of the past! Money for nothing! We can have it all! Now that's the future. Shit.

Two-Step forward, one-step back...

I saw an interesting self-made billboard on the way up to Seattle from Portland yesterday. It read:
"WE CAN'T SPEND OR TAX YOUR WAY TO WEALTH."

Good luck, America. We'll need it.

And I thought L.A. smog was bad...

Ah, progress. And all we need to do to boost the world economy is to keep expanding the economy. I hope that cutting America's addiction to foreign oil by 50% will be able to stop the rest of the world's addiction to it. Not to mention, I hope the emerging "green-economy" will provide enough extremely low-skilled, high-paying jobs to the exponentially growing population of unemployed, fat, lazy, self-entitled, rude, under-educated, over-violent Americans who need jobs.

I've hoped a lot of things in my life, and I've found that it doesn't often float or lead to change. It just leads to broken hearts. Good luck, America. We'll need it, along with the rest of the world. A miracle would be nice too.

Bush needs to stop trying to "inspire" confidence.

Bush is just making things worse by trying to "inspire" confidence in the American public and the world in general. He's lost whatever credibility he had a long time ago. Therefore, every time he comes on television and says "everything is fine" everyone thinks the opposite-that everything is not fine. If he really wants to help out he'd just keep his pie hole shut and let his term run out before he does any more damage.

So they pased the bailout. Now what happens?

1. The Market skyrockets for a short-period of time (maybe a year and a half max).

2. Credit lines to people/businesses who can't pay their bills are re-opened. Those people/businesses spend more money that they can't pay back.

3. Wall street types start figuring out that a bail-out doesn't equate to new jobs or more highly-skilled/educated American workers. Out-sourcing to different countries with better educated, harder working, and lower paid workers continues.

4. The bailout money runs out and Americans (private citizens, businesses, and the government) are in even more debt than before.

5. The bigwigs on Wall-Street that got bailed out figure out whats going on (the economy still sucks, their are no jobs, and people still can't pay their bills) and in response they save their own asses by selling off massive amounts of stock in order to secure their wealth. After-all, this is all Paulson and the like care about-getting the market back up so his friends can sell high instead of low and maintain their position in society.

6. On one dark day the market tanks in response to the massive sell-off of stocks by the whales on Wall Street. The next day the average American stock-holder responds to the massive sell-out of the whales on Wall-Street and the market tanks even further.

7. We the people (anyone not in the top 5% of the tax bracket) are completely fucked. But at least the big-wigs got out at the top of the market.

8. America continues its downward spiral down the toilet.

Why the "bailout" will fail miserably and Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi suck...

Is it just me or is Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi the two biggest douchebags in the history of Washington? I mean, even without hypocritical comments such as his “feelings hurt” rant at the Republicans in response to Pelosi’s idiotic “I’m better than you, richer than you, have a nose job, and I live in California; therefore you should do whatever I say or think” motivational speech.

This is why East coast and West coast elitistist politicians (from either party) are out of touch not only with the average American, but any American who isn’t a filthy rich, hyper-hypcocritical douchebags like themselves.

Now that I think of it, I’m glad she made that speech and the Republicans gave her a big middle-finger by voting against “the bailout”. The bailout won’t work for a number of reasons. In-fact, in the long-run it’s going to make things much worse. Then again, this is Washington and the general American public we’re dealing with; therefore short-term solutions and band-aids are the easiest way to do things.

First of all, it’s not even a bailout-it’s more of a twisted drug-intervention. Simply put, Americans are a bunch of vapid crackheads who are after a pipe dream that there’s no way they can realistically (maybe optimistically, pass it on!) achieve with their lazy minds, fat-bodies, and ignorant philosophies. That pipe-dream is the West-Coast/Hollywood dream of “me, me, me I want to live a life-style that neither I nor the world can afford”. The Wall-St/Financial/ Credit guys were just the drug dealers hooking them an easy fix on their dream. Everyone was having a gay old time getting high as fuck on themselves and their sweet new 22 inch rims they bought with the equity of their second house, which they could afford to buy by refinancing their first house.

The American dream became not about making enough money to buy a home and a car, but being able to make enough money to acquire enough credit so we could buy a Mercedes, a face-lift, two new homes, and a sweet ass boat. And then the country hit bottom. Time to get clean. No, wait…

The Feds are going to save us by resupplying the corrupt dealers so they can give out more loans and extend credits lines to a bunch of greedy, stupid crackheads who couldn’t pay their bills in the first place. What a great idea! I'm sure the dream addicts will all learn their lessons and use in moderation now that they've hit bottom. And I'm sure the corrupt dealers with have a change of conscience after ruining millions of people's lives'. After-all, there will be an oversight committee made of their friends to make sure that they'll do the right thing!

We’re so fucked.