Typical "Change"

Mmmm, I don't think our Treasury Secretary can afford to make "innocent" and/or "honest" mistakes regardless of his intent. Well, maybe he an afford it (he's rich), but what about our country? If he can't get his own taxes right, what about all the numbers he's going to be dealing with on a national scale?

Still self-deluded as ever.

He must be drinking again, or maybe he took up crack-cocaine this time? Man, does he really think his words hold any weight anymore? Nobody cares what you think anymore, Georgey. They just want you gone. So stop trying to convince everyone what a good job you did when it's obvious you fucked up big-time. The country is much worse off than when you inherited it. Honestly, it's a stretch to even find one single thing you did right.

Well, yes people around the world still respect America. But it's certainly not because of you or anything you did. And please, for the sake of everyone in the world don't get involved in anything political after you leave the White House.

Damn, this fat lady's legs are showing up all over the place!

These legs are famous! I swear I've seen different pictures of these legs (same pink shorts, black shirt, and cottage cheese thighs) from various angles/poses on several different news sites. Unfortunately, I neglected to copy them until just now. This is the only one I did because I found it funny that these sexy legs have been showing up all over the net. I wonder if she's bragging to her friends about it? Or is she getting royalties?

Congratulations, America! The obese now outnumber the merely overweight in this country! God have mercy on us, these are the people that are going to "change" America and help our country get back on its feet. If only we could get our fat asses off the couch first.

Hope is a demon bitch...

he's just figuring that out.

If you raise your hopes up too high, that just leaves you open to a bigger fall is you don't succeed. Good luck, for everyone's sake. You'll need it.

Future Engineers of Ford, GM, and Chrysler...

Yes, the future of edumacation is bright in America, especially in math! I guess, we just have to make things more cool, fun, and try to relate the lessons more to celebrities or hip-hop in order to "inspire" the fine young minds of America. After-all, everything should be fun and easy when related to school work. After-all, taking the BAR exam, MCAT, etc. are just loads of fun! So why shouldn't school work be a blast too!?

I mean, with smart-asses like this how else do we expect to live up to contemporary American students' expectations of self-entitlement, something for nothing, and snarkism? We just need more technology in the classroom because Einstein and all the great math/science minds of the past had loads of technology in their classrooms. Yeah, that's why they can't learn. Or maybe, if Britney Spears, 50 Cent, Miley Cyrus, and Lindsay Lohan would come out with instructional math music videos or movies the kids these days wouldn't be such lazy asses who expect to be able to buy everything on credit and be supported by the state for the rest of their lives?

They must be trippin'

What the fuck? Did his mother name the kid while high on Oxycontin? Were they high? And what's up with all these ghetto/hillbilly names white people are coming up with these days? I see it all the time in the schools and on xbox live (a whole other story). Man, they should invent a new word called ghetoO'Billy or something. There we go, I just did. Now, don't say I never did anything with my life. I invented a new word-GhetoO'Billy!

I bet if they have a daughter they'll name her Trick.

Tit for Tat...

That'll work, it always does!