Thursday, February 5, 2009

America: We Rock So Awesome!



Don't forget, every real American should own one!
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And if you don't know, now you know_________.


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Meanwhile, American students struggle to get hooked on phonics




SINGAPORE (Reuters) - While most children his age sketch on paper with crayons, nine-year old Lim Ding Wen from Singapore, has a very different canvas -- his iPhone.

Lim, who is in fourth grade, writes applications for Apple's popular iPhone. His latest, a painting program called Doodle Kids, has been downloaded over 4,000 times from Apple's iTunes store in two weeks, the New Paper reported on Thursday.

The program lets iPhone users draw with their fingers by touching the iPhone's touchscreen and then clear the screen by shaking the phone.

"I wrote the program for my younger sisters, who like to draw," Lim said. His sisters are aged 3 and 5.

Lim, who is fluent in six programing languages, started using the computer at the age of 2. He has since completed about 20 programing projects.

His father, Lim Thye Chean, a chief technology officer at a local technology firm, also writes iPhone applications.

"Every evening we check the statistics emailed to us (by iTunes) to see who has more downloads," the older Lim said.

The boy, who enjoys reading books on programing, is in the process of writing another iPhone application -- a science fiction game called "Invader Wars."

(Reporting by Melanie Lee; Editing by Bill Tarrant)

© Thomson Reuters 2009 All rights reserved

Monday, February 2, 2009

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Unconvincing Bullshit



Wow, you were going to bring in Harry Reid to vouch for you? Now that's a credible man whose word I can respect. And a bunch of other "mostly sympathetic people too". Wow, I really feel sorry for you. We should waste tax payer dollars on a trial for you. Who cares if the FEDS have you on multiple tapes trying to sell the seat? That's not real evidence when Harry Reid and a bunch of "mostly sympathetic people" have your back. Besides, you were just joking around. Governors all over the country joke all the time about selling Senate seats. Didn't you know that?

Oh, and why did you omit the words "so help me God" from your oath of bringing out "the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth". Oh yeah, because you're full of shit and your voice is super annoying. Not to mention, you sound like a whiny little bitch.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

We really are all equal!

It warms my heart to see that gay politicians are as crooked as straight politicians. And if you don't think what he did is that bad would you like your sons' and daughters' high school teachers sleeping with your 17 year old kids?

Portland, OR mayor Sam Adams (Not related to the beer)

Well, I guess if you live in Washington state it's okay to have sex with your students as long as they're 18.

If American students had half as much determination to get an education as this girl...

...then we wouldn't have an education crisis.This is an Afgani girl who had acid poured on her face for going to school. However, she claims she's more determined than ever to get her education.

Monday, January 26, 2009

California's "train wreck" a golden opportunity?


Still, experts say the most populous U.S. state and the world's eighth-largest economy is well placed to rise again and that this crisis could spur major changes in the economy that will pay dividends in the long term.

Abundant natural resources (like the fact they have no drinking water), big ports (that are falling apart), access to the Pacific Rim, a large, relatively young work force (of gang-bangers, under-educated, self-entitled, lazy juvenile delinquents), entrepreneurial draw (marijuana dispensaries) and tech-oriented industries augur well for the future, economists and historians say.

"The prophets of doom and gloom are just not looking at the reality of California," said Jerry Nickelsburg, senior economist at the UCLA Anderson Forecast.

"The government has created kind of a mess and that's a problem to be solved, but the negatives are actually fairly small. I think you can expect a lot of good out of California," he said.

Yeah, the negatives are fairly small if you're living in the ivory tower surrounded by people who create their own rosy realities to keep their business of idealism alive.

California is fucked. Just imagine how bad it would get if a major earthquake hits in the next ten years, the reservoirs go completely dry, the Colorado is damned up, or an a-bomb goes off in one of their ports? (all of which are probable)

Then again, what do I know? I'm one of the many teachers that left the state and are leaving at this very moment. If the public school students are the future of California, then the future isn't too bright. That's another major problem-the gigantic chasm between the rich and the poor both economically and educationally in California.

Well, I hope you the best of luck Cali. You'll need it and so will the rest of the country. People can talk all they want about the history of California and the history of America, but that doesn't change the present and the future. America is different now and so are its people. We don't have as much land or resources to exploit or the hard work and innovation that defined our ancestors. We're a bunch of intellectually lazy, fat, self-entitled slobs/snobs born into a garbage culture. And for some reason we expect everything to work out because we're "the best" and things worked out in the past, thus they will work out in the future. PIPE DREAMS. Keep smoking, Cali.