Iran Election Violence is "outrageous," Obama says

What's outrageous is Obama's audacity to believe that if he keeps spouting big words like "outrageous" and "appalled" that they'll actually stop.



Obama is naive as hell, and is learning a hard lesson in human behavior:

How do you engage a bully? Do you reason with him? Do you appeal to his compassionate side?

No, bullies don't have compassionate sides for the simple fact that if they did, they wouldn't be bullies. In addition, you can't negotiate with power hungry nut-jobs with megalomaniacal superiority complexes, which you are presently learning the hard way (I hope). The sad truth is that at some point you're going to have to show these bastards (Kim too) that you're willing to put your words into action. Otherwise, they won't take any of your empty threats seriously, and will continue trampling all over the human rights of their own citizens as well anyone else in the world they can get their raptor claws on.

The raptors of the world only understand one thing. So, do the right thing, Obama. Be a leader and take the initiative. You've already given them a chance and they spit their raptor bile in your face on numerous occasions, and will continue to do so unless you teach them a lesson. Teach them a lesson: put that big, black foot of yours in their ass! That's the only negotiating tool they'll take seriously!

If you don't the democratic Iranians will eventually give up. History shows us that anytime a small, ruthless group of individuals are willing to use extreme force against a large group of people who aren't willing or able to match that force will eventually give up or be suppressed to the point of impotence. Just ask the Germans during the Nazi Era. People forget that the Nazi's only represented about 30% of the population. The hard-line Iranians represent much more than that, and they have complete control over the economy. Unless you help them this golden opportunity to liberate Iran will pass.

Anyways, I hope this lesson in history and human nature hits home to all you foolish bumper sticker activists driving around with your: "They Don't Hate our freedom, they hate our policies" bumper stickers. You're right, they do hate our policies, and two of our primary policies are free-speech and the right to protest peacefully. Oh, and one our most treasured policies is freedom. I bet you're all so "appalled". Well, guess what: no matter how much reason or compassion you show them the Ayatollah and his thugs don't give shit what you think, and would cut your fucking stupid heads off and kill your children if given the chance.



Peace

Three Words to Solve the California Budget Crisis:

THE RUNNING MAN!

Say what, Mir Hossein Mousavi is a rock star?

So, it's been a long time since I've blogged because I've been trying to stay away from the news. It just pisses me off too much the kind of garbage that the media prints. Okay, so I still read the news, but I don't blog because I'm busy.

First of all, I'm glad the Iranian people are finally standing up for themselves. And I'm glad that Obama is staying out of this mess. If people want freedom and democracy they should have to fight and bleed for it themselves. It's not our job to "free" everyone.

Anyways, isn't this the guy that was prime minister during a time when Iran used chemical weapons to murder over 500,000 Iraqis? Yeah, he is. So why is everyone acting like this guy is some kind of saint or something? Okay, maybe he wasn't directly responsible, but come on-the guy was one of the top ten most powerful people in the country during that time. Putting him in power instead of that other nutjob is like trading Hitler for the tenth in command. Mousavi and his nutjob of a wife in power would not be much of an improvement over the last guy. Wait, none of these people have any real power anyways aside from being figureheads for the public while the real powers that be run the show.

Bloodbath ensues. Yay, world! Change is on the way, same as it ever was...

That's some REAL CHANGE, AIG STyle!

Ahhh. It sucks being right, especially when everyone (including myself) would rather just have me be wrong. The truth hurts. And the truth is: nothing changes until people change, which is what I cynically said at the beginning of the campaign for "change".

I find it surprising that Obama is so surprised that a bunch of crooks stole his hand-out. As if Wall-Street execs and high powered CEO's are going to suddenly "change" or grow consciences just because there's a new boss in town. They and we are the same self-entitled, greedy, lazy, dim-witted Americans we were before he was elected. Not much has changed aside from a few cosmetic differences. Unfortunately, America and the majority of Americans are a bunch of narcistic, greedy crooks that only care about themselves.

Oh, and please (Obama) apply this lesson in human nature to the Russians and Iranians. They are not going to suddenly "change" just because you're being nice to them. They're still a bunch of misogynist, war mongering, corrupt, assholes. The sad truth is that most people don't change, because most people suck. Sorry, the truth hurts.

Clinton: Chinese human rights can't interfere with other crises

No, shit. It's kind of hard to impose your ideals onto a country that owns you. I can just hear hyper-idealistic Hillary now (she's not b/c she's much too smart for that).

Hillary: Yeah, we want to borrow trillions of dollars, but you have to stop exploiting your workers that enable you to build up your GDP. Thus, allowing you to have the cash flow to lend us money so we can still support our bloated ideals that wouldn't be possible without you committing gross human rights atrocities to your own people, not to mention your neighbors.

China: Fuck you, hypocritical, high-minded American with your gilded ideals and lofty rhetoric. If you didn't already know: we own your ass. And if you ever want anymore money from us you better shut the hell up. You better hope we don't ever want to collect on those loans, and you're able to pay them back otherwise when shit hits the fan with climate change, water shortages, and overpopulation we'll take what's ours-your whole country's infrastructure that you sold us through municipal bonds and the like.

Hillary: Okay, just give us more money, pretty please.

School fight posted on YouTube

Trust me, the kids set up these fights before-hand. They're proud of them.




"You're supposed to behave at these events as you behave at school," Mike Brooks of CNN said in regard to student behavior.

Mmmm, anyone who has taught at urban public schools around the country knows that this is how they behave at school on a daily basis. This is the norm, not an anomaly.

CNN contributor Roland Martin likens Obama to Kanye West

I sure as hell hope not because Kayne West is a self-deluded, narcissistic, jackass, who is anti-education.





Well, at least he didn't compare Obama to Jesus Christ or something. Then again, Obama is going to cure cancer. And at the very least if he falls short of his goals he will still achieve greatness by curing the common cold.