Saturday, January 19, 2008

Worrying is just unorganzied thinking...

....or at least that's whats my grandfather told me the other day. Stop worrying, organize your thoughts, figure out the problems that are getting to you, figure out how to solve them, and then solve them. Simple enough, so stop worrying. One of my new years resolutions is to not worry so much. It's easier said than done, unless you're a first generation German immigrant who earned his stripes as an American fighting in the Pacific during WWII. In other words, my grandfather's got a little more grit than I, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to try. Currently, I am relaxing and not worrying too much in Lake Arrowhead. For the few people who actually read this newborn blog that means I will be taking a break for a few days. Next week I'm going to add all new content that includes:

1) Archives: Political, Sports, Celebrity, Personal Life, Public Education Essays/Adventures, and "The future of America is now" section (pictures of really annoying children/teenagers a la "vice lands do's and don'ts", except for school age kids that are complete tools).

2) Slide Shows.

3)Linked Blogs I like and websites I like.

4) Polls


Stay tuned and check up on the old content. Leave a few comments too, especially if I enrage you. Until next time, peace.


Thursday, January 17, 2008

C'MON, ISIAH!

That's right, Isiah. Start the kid, it's the only choice you have that makes sense (which may be the problem). But look at it this way: what do you have to lose? You're a joke and so is your team. Zach Randolph, Eddie Curry, Stephon Marbury, and Jamal Crawford are all over-rated (in their own minds they're the best players in the NBA at least) cry baby, ball hogs who aren't that good. Then you got this second year player who is an efficient, unselfish player who everybody loves to watch play. To top things off the little guy who can jump over most big guys is a great guy off the court. So C'mon, Isiah. Start the kid. Make the decision that makes sense, and don't be an ass for once in your career as a gm/coach.

Edwards, Obama take aim at the land of milk and honey...

A devout Obama supporter displays his support for the abstract of change. What the concrete of change will be no one seems to know, but "the people" are all really excited by the idea of it. However, if it involves getting our hands dirty, raising taxes, or drastically altering our everyday lifestyles than the people won't be so excited about it (unless the change is easy, and involves a remote control, which it never does). After-all, people don't really like change, they're afraid of it. That's why change rarely happens, and when it does it's baby steps (because baby steps are easy and we're lazy). Then again, this is a election year and anything and everything is possible! Of course, once it's over it's back to sinking knee deep and getting deeper in our collective, All-American bullshit lies."My mommy let me hold this sign for the chocolate man."
-young Obama supporter




"Yeah, I know I don't stand a chance, but what the hell."
-Johnny Boy Edwards



Yeah, that's the spirit! That's the way I feel about my life and the state of humanity in general too!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

If you don't like our government, well at least it's not China...


If this guy was an American he would be a multi-millionare now thanks to the lawsuit he would have won for government intimidation on top of all the money he would have gotten from various news outlets for all the pictures he took of Chinese government officials beating up villagers. But instead he's in a shallow grave if he's lucky. If he's really lucky they didn't torture him to death.

No matter how bad things get in America I can always look to China for inspiration concerning my life. I'm also thankful that we shipped all our manufacturing there, so I could save a few bucks at the store. Gotta love that Chinese forced child labor too, it really makes the toys we buy for our kids cheap. I wonder how many people died or are extremely sick from them building their Olympic Stadium?

My, oh my, has the world gotten away from itself, or maybe back to the sad truth of the matter? Only time will tell, as it always has. On the other hand, it's looking profitable to invest in the Chinese Market, so what the hell?

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Bob Marley said it best...

"now you get what you want, don't you want more"...



R.I.P., young prince of America, we are merely your greedy, voyeuristic paupers looking for our next fix from behind the judgmental safety of our t.v. and computer screens. After-all, this is America and it's nobodies fault but everybody else's.





I guess the dream wasn't enough to fill your greedy soul. But it's not your fault, you're only human. Poor guy. Maybe humanity can learn from your loss, or maybe not? It'll be just another night on the town for the Laguna Beach/Hills crowd, and you'll be the hot gossip for a week or two. Then everyone will forget, and move onto devouring the soul of their next victim of stardom. We just can't get enough, it's in our natures.

We love to raise 'em high, and then burn 'em down. Just ask this young princess of America.





God have mercy on our dirty little hearts.

Britney just can't get enough, and neither can we. People like to say it was just a matter of time before she went insane, but the fact of the matter is the American public went insane a long time ago. That's why our society creates people like this. These children are the harvest of the seeds we have sown in our society.

All-American Pastime

Baseball, the great American pastime and a reflexion of the American values of hard-work, grit, honesty, teamwork, and holding oneself accountable to his or her actions. Of course, that's what it used to be. However, it is still a reflexion, of what you'll just have to ask yourself.





These guys don't look like they have anything to hide.





These guys don't look too shady.

Monday, January 14, 2008

Sometimes things don't work out the way we planned, especially in L.A.


Where did she go wrong? Everything was going so well. She was going to be a big star, on-top of the world like the millions of lost dreamers that flock to this great land of ours every day.


After-all, you know you've hit it big when you're doing photo-ops for the guys who get off on pictures of hot chicks with guns. Next thing you know you'll be hangin' with the biggest meth dealer in the country, doing your meth for free, and kidnapping and torturing people for kicks.


Or maybe not, another one bites the dust.