Thank God!

And this is a bad thing because: We need more stupid Americans?
Not to mention, less people = less carbon foot-prints.

Chris Brown is a Pimp Daddy...

"You betta watch 'yoself, ho. Or Chris Brown goin' to smack a bitch!"


Ah, our country is really screwed. Normally, I don't comment on message boards, but I had to comment on the yahoo! message board about Chris Brown because of all the retarded things kids have been posting on them about Chris Brown.




My Post:

I love how so many people are talking about Chris Brown like they actually know him. Things like I don't think Chris Brown did it "cuz"...blah, blah, blah. You do not know Chris Brown. You know his carefully constructed image created to sell records to dumb kids.

degrassi1316's comment was especially funny: "Chris is too laid back and nice. If anything Rianna provoked him" or Clara V's "I have read that Rihanna is really controlling and jelous. Other artist have said that she follows him around to every video shoot to make sure girls don't approach him. I don't believe he would do something like that." Or really, what do you know? What do you read besides trash celebrity zines? Do yourselves a favor and get an education.

Damn, this country is really screwed w/ idiot kids like these. I hope your ghetto boyfriend's smack some sense into you b/c you provoked it through your stupidity.

This is all I ever wanted: Media Attention and a T.V. Show

Are those botoxed lips? Isn't she unemployed? Did welfare pay for those?

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Meanwhile, American students struggle to get hooked on phonics

SINGAPORE (Reuters) - While most children his age sketch on paper with crayons, nine-year old Lim Ding Wen from Singapore, has a very different canvas -- his iPhone.

Lim, who is in fourth grade, writes applications for Apple's popular iPhone. His latest, a painting program called Doodle Kids, has been downloaded over 4,000 times from Apple's iTunes store in two weeks, the New Paper reported on Thursday.

The program lets iPhone users draw with their fingers by touching the iPhone's touchscreen and then clear the screen by shaking the phone.

"I wrote the program for my younger sisters, who like to draw," Lim said. His sisters are aged 3 and 5.

Lim, who is fluent in six programing languages, started using the computer at the age of 2. He has since completed about 20 programing projects.

His father, Lim Thye Chean, a chief technology officer at a local technology firm, also writes iPhone applications.

"Every evening we check the statistics emailed to us (by iTunes) to see who has more downloads," the older Lim said.

The boy, who enjoys reading books on programing, is in the process of writing another iPhone application -- a science fiction game called "Invader Wars."

(Reporting by Melanie Lee; Editing by Bill Tarrant)

© Thomson Reuters 2009 All rights reserved

Love thy neighbor, or not...

Unconvincing Bullshit

Wow, you were going to bring in Harry Reid to vouch for you? Now that's a credible man whose word I can respect. And a bunch of other "mostly sympathetic people too". Wow, I really feel sorry for you. We should waste tax payer dollars on a trial for you. Who cares if the FEDS have you on multiple tapes trying to sell the seat? That's not real evidence when Harry Reid and a bunch of "mostly sympathetic people" have your back. Besides, you were just joking around. Governors all over the country joke all the time about selling Senate seats. Didn't you know that?

Oh, and why did you omit the words "so help me God" from your oath of bringing out "the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth". Oh yeah, because you're full of shit and your voice is super annoying. Not to mention, you sound like a whiny little bitch.