Why is Rambo Back?

Because America needs a good old-fashion revenge movie to help us feel tough and all-powerful again. What better way to sooth the sting of our bruised, bloated tough guy, All-American egos then with Hollywood reality? Kick ASS! Sad thing is I’m going to see this movie. Yeah, I’m a chump. I like movies that make me feel tough when I walk out of the theater.

Maybe, if we’re lucky Chuck Norris will bring back the Delta Force and Invasion U.S.A and shit, but this time with Arab terrorists instead of Russians.

Man, do I miss the Russians as bad guys in movies. They were so bad ass.