for insane in the membrane John McCain! Just when he was praying to Jesus for a miracle to beat Obama and ensure 100 years of war Russia decided to join America in the de-evolution of the human race! But instead of becoming fat, lazy, anti-intellectual, glutonous, self-entitled, materialistic snobs/slobs they decided to revert back to being blood-thirsty savages who rape and pillage simply for the sake of raping and pillaging.
We on the other-hand, rape and pillage in the name of truth, honor, justice, and the freedom to choose between having McDonalds, Burger King, Starbucks, and/or whatever other generic corporate establishment your democratic heart desires on every other corner of your neighborhood! "Fo' shizzal, you crazy Ruskies. Yous my niggas, fo sho. Fist tap, for sticking it to Georgia! That was straight up gangsta'. I likes dat shit."
according to the lawyer representing the three varsity baseball players who sexually assaulted several JV players in the back of the team bus in Wilson, New York.
It's just "innocent, non-sexual horseplay, that adults who lack the innocence of teenagers don't understand," he laughably states to that effect with the darting eyes of a kid whose trying to spin an outrageous lie off the top of his head (or maybe he's just trying to remember what he wrote down before the interview).
Uh yeah, whatever. I grew up in a small town and remember alpha-male, macho athletes who used to "goose", and I thought that shit was gay as hell, even when I was twelve. Not to mention, the guys who habitually goosed or partook in "innocent, non-sexual, non-homo-erotic horseplay that involved rectums, choads, and penises" were the types to constantly use the words: gay, faggot, etc while partaking in "non-sexual" horseplay. And even if it was these guys stuck an unlubricated cell-phone up a 14 year olds ass for Christ's sake.
In my opinion, the varsity athletes are sick fucks and should be labeled sex offenders for the rest of their lives.
Oh, and 16 and 18 year olds (all teenagers for that matter) aren't that innocent, especially sexually. This isn't the fifties, even though towns like Wilson try to pretend it is. Anyways, here's the video. You can read the full story at ESPN.
One more thing, it's sexual "undertones" not "overtones". I absolutely agree with him that their are no sexual "overtones" to their behavior, but most definitely "undertones".
"Fo' shizzal, you crazy Ruskies. Yous my niggas, fo sho. Fist tap, for sticking it to Georgia! That was straight up gangsta'. I likes dat shit."
"Fo' shizzal, you crazy Ruskies. Yous my niggas, fo sho. Fist tap, for sticking it to Georgia! That was straight up gangsta'. I likes dat shit."
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