Here comes Russia to Save the Day...

for insane in the membrane John McCain! Just when he was praying to Jesus for a miracle to beat Obama and ensure 100 years of war Russia decided to join America in the de-evolution of the human race! But instead of becoming fat, lazy, anti-intellectual, glutonous, self-entitled, materialistic snobs/slobs they decided to revert back to being blood-thirsty savages who rape and pillage simply for the sake of raping and pillaging.

We on the other-hand, rape and pillage in the name of truth, honor, justice, and the freedom to choose between having McDonalds, Burger King, Starbucks, and/or whatever other generic corporate establishment your democratic heart desires on every other corner of your neighborhood! "Fo' shizzal, you crazy Ruskies. Yous my niggas, fo sho. Fist tap, for sticking it to Georgia! That was straight up gangsta'. I likes dat shit."