Clinton: Chinese human rights can't interfere with other crises

No, shit. It's kind of hard to impose your ideals onto a country that owns you. I can just hear hyper-idealistic Hillary now (she's not b/c she's much too smart for that).

Hillary: Yeah, we want to borrow trillions of dollars, but you have to stop exploiting your workers that enable you to build up your GDP. Thus, allowing you to have the cash flow to lend us money so we can still support our bloated ideals that wouldn't be possible without you committing gross human rights atrocities to your own people, not to mention your neighbors.

China: Fuck you, hypocritical, high-minded American with your gilded ideals and lofty rhetoric. If you didn't already know: we own your ass. And if you ever want anymore money from us you better shut the hell up. You better hope we don't ever want to collect on those loans, and you're able to pay them back otherwise when shit hits the fan with climate change, water shortages, and overpopulation we'll take what's ours-your whole country's infrastructure that you sold us through municipal bonds and the like.

Hillary: Okay, just give us more money, pretty please.

School fight posted on YouTube

Trust me, the kids set up these fights before-hand. They're proud of them.




"You're supposed to behave at these events as you behave at school," Mike Brooks of CNN said in regard to student behavior.

Mmmm, anyone who has taught at urban public schools around the country knows that this is how they behave at school on a daily basis. This is the norm, not an anomaly.

CNN contributor Roland Martin likens Obama to Kanye West

I sure as hell hope not because Kayne West is a self-deluded, narcissistic, jackass, who is anti-education.





Well, at least he didn't compare Obama to Jesus Christ or something. Then again, Obama is going to cure cancer. And at the very least if he falls short of his goals he will still achieve greatness by curing the common cold.