Bigger, Stronger, Faster!

This is what America's all about! Lies, Lies, Lies. We've been doing it from the beginning, just ask the British redcoats! America needs to get its edge back! How are we going to cheat ourselves back to the top?

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Oh, and I thought Obama's version of American history in his speech was rosier than the Midwestern, red-state history lessons I got in elementary school and middle-school. It seems that he's the one with a short-memory, or at the very least selective. But aren't we all? Whatever helps us cope with reality, gives us hope. I'd love to point out all the holes in his speech, but I'll save that for some other time. It's my birthday! It must be destiny or something!