Monday, September 29, 2008

Why the "bailout" will fail miserably and Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi suck...

Is it just me or is Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi the two biggest douchebags in the history of Washington? I mean, even without hypocritical comments such as his “feelings hurt” rant at the Republicans in response to Pelosi’s idiotic “I’m better than you, richer than you, have a nose job, and I live in California; therefore you should do whatever I say or think” motivational speech.

This is why East coast and West coast elitistist politicians (from either party) are out of touch not only with the average American, but any American who isn’t a filthy rich, hyper-hypcocritical douchebags like themselves.

Now that I think of it, I’m glad she made that speech and the Republicans gave her a big middle-finger by voting against “the bailout”. The bailout won’t work for a number of reasons. In-fact, in the long-run it’s going to make things much worse. Then again, this is Washington and the general American public we’re dealing with; therefore short-term solutions and band-aids are the easiest way to do things.

First of all, it’s not even a bailout-it’s more of a twisted drug-intervention. Simply put, Americans are a bunch of vapid crackheads who are after a pipe dream that there’s no way they can realistically (maybe optimistically, pass it on!) achieve with their lazy minds, fat-bodies, and ignorant philosophies. That pipe-dream is the West-Coast/Hollywood dream of “me, me, me I want to live a life-style that neither I nor the world can afford”. The Wall-St/Financial/ Credit guys were just the drug dealers hooking them an easy fix on their dream. Everyone was having a gay old time getting high as fuck on themselves and their sweet new 22 inch rims they bought with the equity of their second house, which they could afford to buy by refinancing their first house.

The American dream became not about making enough money to buy a home and a car, but being able to make enough money to acquire enough credit so we could buy a Mercedes, a face-lift, two new homes, and a sweet ass boat. And then the country hit bottom. Time to get clean. No, wait…

The Feds are going to save us by resupplying the corrupt dealers so they can give out more loans and extend credits lines to a bunch of greedy, stupid crackheads who couldn’t pay their bills in the first place. What a great idea! I'm sure the dream addicts will all learn their lessons and use in moderation now that they've hit bottom. And I'm sure the corrupt dealers with have a change of conscience after ruining millions of people's lives'. After-all, there will be an oversight committee made of their friends to make sure that they'll do the right thing!

We’re so fucked.