Monday, February 4, 2008

Hi, my name is Tiki Barber and I'm a fucking douche bag...

Actually, I found this picture under the heading: "Never doubt Tiki". I have no idea what douchebag named this photo, but it was probably some guy named Ronde.

Don't let Tiki's million dollar smile, Italian Suit, or 12 inch pet anachonda fool you. He is not a nice guy, nor cool. Tiki Barber is now officially the biggest bag stabbing, douche-bag in all of sports. And it will now be anything but hard not to doubt Tiki, especially when he's making live in game analysis of players. Yeah, you know I'll really take what he says to heart the next time he is sizing up a player on national television. This is Tiki, man, and his name is congruent with credibility. After-all, this is the football guru who retired at the peak of his career so he could write a tell all book about how his quarterback was a total pussy that folds under the least amount of pressure, would never lead his team to a super-bowl, and that he might as well retire as long as he was quarterback.

Well, apparently Eli couldn't lead his team to victory when he had a big mouthed runningback talking shit behind his back in the locker room all day instead of supporting the young kid who had a tremendous amount of pressure on him-youngest Manning, number 1 pick, and playing in New York. You'd think Tiki could be the all around nice guy we all know him to be and show the kid a little support, or at least be a good teammate/sportsman and keep his big mouth shut.

Nah, Tiki prefers to stab his teammates in the back. And that's why Tiki is the all time biggest douchebag of a teammate in the history of all sports. I can't wait until he has to announce Eli's first game back next season. No, I can't wait until he has to show his face in New York again.



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