Roger
"Hey, Andy I've injected myself with B-12."
Andy
"You've injected yourself with HGH?"
Roger
"No, I've injected myself with B-12. What are you deaf or something? How do you mix up up the words B-12 with HGH? They don't even sound alike."
Andy
Roger
"No! You horses ass! How could your even get the words B-12 mixed up with the words HGH? They're completely different! HGH doesn't even have numbers in it, and it's a steroid, and steroids are for cheaters! I'm no cheater! How could you even think I'd do something like that?"
Andy
Because you just told me you injected yourself with HGH, among other highly suspect comments you made throughout the years about how "you've turned a corner" and how "everything is going to be different from now on."
Roger
"Yeah, because I'm taking vitamin B-12, and that shit is the bomb. Look what it did for Barry!"
Andy
"Okay, yeah, sure you're on B-12."
Roger
"You better believe it, and don't get mistaken, buddy. You know how much trouble I would get into if people knew I was on HGH!? Man, I don't even want to think about it, so make sure you get it straight and remember, B-12, okay, buddy?"
Andy
"Yeah, okay, sure. Now that I think of it I don't know how could I get B-12 mixed up with HGH in the first place? I guess it's because I'm a stupid athlete. They don't even sound the same, and B-12 has a number in it. I'll never be mistaken, again."
Roger
"Your ass better not, or it's my ass."
"No! You horses ass! How could your even get the words B-12 mixed up with the words HGH? They're completely different! HGH doesn't even have numbers in it, and it's a steroid, and steroids are for cheaters! I'm no cheater! How could you even think I'd do something like that?"
Andy
Because you just told me you injected yourself with HGH, among other highly suspect comments you made throughout the years about how "you've turned a corner" and how "everything is going to be different from now on."
Roger
"Yeah, because I'm taking vitamin B-12, and that shit is the bomb. Look what it did for Barry!"
Andy
"Okay, yeah, sure you're on B-12."
Roger
"You better believe it, and don't get mistaken, buddy. You know how much trouble I would get into if people knew I was on HGH!? Man, I don't even want to think about it, so make sure you get it straight and remember, B-12, okay, buddy?"
Andy
"Yeah, okay, sure. Now that I think of it I don't know how could I get B-12 mixed up with HGH in the first place? I guess it's because I'm a stupid athlete. They don't even sound the same, and B-12 has a number in it. I'll never be mistaken, again."
Roger
"Your ass better not, or it's my ass."
From now on "The Rocket" will not refer to how fast he can throw fastballs, but how fast he can spin lies.
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