The self-proclaimed voice of generation illiterate, self-entitled, dipshits...

who else but Kayne West!

Apparently, he just declared himself the Michael Jordan of music for the last decade. Or in his words "the voice of this generation". What generation is that I might ask? Generation illiterate, lazy, self-entitled, dip-shits?

Man, I'm an avid fan of music and this has been the worst decade of music in American history. He can stake his claim because the majority of his fans are a fucking pathetic joke just like he is.

By the way, if you were truly the best you wouldn't have to tell everyone, because everyone would know it.

Oh, and your music sucks.

OWN A NEW HOME!

And watch it burn! The California dream is going up in smoke as I type!

End of days? Nah, just burnin' down the old to bring in the new, real change. Not the fake, talk is cheap kind that goes on pins, posters, t-shirts, and various other trinkets.

A friend of mine took this picture from his rooftop near Hollywood today. The crows just happened to fly by when he snapped the picture.

Man, my timing is impeccable. Represent! I'm so glad I got out of there when I did (I'm almost done hacking up all the black shit in my lungs from 4 1/2 years of living in HelL.A.).

Prepare for the onslaught, suckas! This shit is 'bout to getz realz up in here! Fo shiz! I be bringin' daheavy shit that you can'tz be dealin' wit, yo! Are you ready for the new shit? Ready or not, here I come!

Okay, too much wine and dine. Time for bed. I'm starting to sound like Kayne West's dumb-ass up in here.