Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Sad but true: Another High-Price Hollywood Whore Bites the Dust




It doesn't take a CSI investigator to figure out what happened here. She's one of the plethora of high-priced Hollywood whores that advertise on craigslist, the erotic review etc. After-all, it's impossible to make rent working part-time at a bar and going to school. A typical one-bedroom in Santa Monica is $1500 a month minimum, and that's not including utilities. This woman was killed by one of her high-priced Johns who like to call themselves "producers" and "directors" when in reality they're just ticks and leaches. Land of lost dreams, indeed.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Thank God!




And this is a bad thing because: We need more stupid Americans?
Not to mention, less people = less carbon foot-prints.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Chris Brown is a Pimp Daddy...



"You betta watch 'yoself, ho. Or Chris Brown goin' to smack a bitch!"


Ah, our country is really screwed. Normally, I don't comment on message boards, but I had to comment on the yahoo! message board about Chris Brown because of all the retarded things kids have been posting on them about Chris Brown.




My Post:

I love how so many people are talking about Chris Brown like they actually know him. Things like I don't think Chris Brown did it "cuz"...blah, blah, blah. You do not know Chris Brown. You know his carefully constructed image created to sell records to dumb kids.

degrassi1316's comment was especially funny: "Chris is too laid back and nice. If anything Rianna provoked him" or Clara V's "I have read that Rihanna is really controlling and jelous. Other artist have said that she follows him around to every video shoot to make sure girls don't approach him. I don't believe he would do something like that." Or really, what do you know? What do you read besides trash celebrity zines? Do yourselves a favor and get an education.

Damn, this country is really screwed w/ idiot kids like these. I hope your ghetto boyfriend's smack some sense into you b/c you provoked it through your stupidity.

Friday, February 6, 2009

This is all I ever wanted: Media Attention and a T.V. Show




Are those botoxed lips? Isn't she unemployed? Did welfare pay for those?

Thursday, February 5, 2009

America: We Rock So Awesome!



Don't forget, every real American should own one!
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And if you don't know, now you know_________.


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Because you know that "Tijuana" and "quality" go hand in hand.

Meanwhile, American students struggle to get hooked on phonics




SINGAPORE (Reuters) - While most children his age sketch on paper with crayons, nine-year old Lim Ding Wen from Singapore, has a very different canvas -- his iPhone.

Lim, who is in fourth grade, writes applications for Apple's popular iPhone. His latest, a painting program called Doodle Kids, has been downloaded over 4,000 times from Apple's iTunes store in two weeks, the New Paper reported on Thursday.

The program lets iPhone users draw with their fingers by touching the iPhone's touchscreen and then clear the screen by shaking the phone.

"I wrote the program for my younger sisters, who like to draw," Lim said. His sisters are aged 3 and 5.

Lim, who is fluent in six programing languages, started using the computer at the age of 2. He has since completed about 20 programing projects.

His father, Lim Thye Chean, a chief technology officer at a local technology firm, also writes iPhone applications.

"Every evening we check the statistics emailed to us (by iTunes) to see who has more downloads," the older Lim said.

The boy, who enjoys reading books on programing, is in the process of writing another iPhone application -- a science fiction game called "Invader Wars."

(Reporting by Melanie Lee; Editing by Bill Tarrant)

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Monday, February 2, 2009