Big Ass, No Tits...
Congratulations on subjecting your body to the scrutiny of millions of asshole Americans!Check her out at www.egotastic.com
Girl would have never made it as a stripper in L.A. Inglewood, maybe. Minnesota, definitely.
Good thing this girl can write.
I wonder how many dirty old men in Minnesota are telling stories in a bar right now about how they got a lap-dance from an Oscar winner?
That's not to say I wouldn't totally rock that. Well, if I didn't already have a girlfriend. God damn it, I just can't help myself. She's going to kill me for saying that.
No hard feelings, Diablo. First your body, then your mind, and finally your soul. Welcome to L.A. Stay clean, baby. If you turn into the Amy Winehouse or Brittany Spears of writing I'm going to shoot myself. Anyways, we all love you so. Keep up the great work!
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I'd hit that
You know, your comment was really helpful. Unrelated to my post, but related to yours, it never surprises me the level of ignorance that Americans seem to be capable of. That being said, it never surprises me the ability of Americans to put on a thinking cap and collaborate. Even if it is on a cyber world, via a blog.
Tcshüss,
Nate
It's crazy how these things can connect people. I was on the NIN site the other night when Trent put up his original "We Fucked Up" post. I literally logged in a minute after the post went up. I couldn't help wondering if he was on-line in Hong Kong at the same time I was. Anyways, I had a chance to be first post, but surprisingly I couldn't think of anything to say. I did, however, end up getting 10th post. I wonder if he saw what I said and checked out my blog?
Dude, I'd hit that too. Funny what Jon Stewart said at the Oscars. How's she dealing with the pay cut? She's no superstar, but I bet she was still makin' bank!
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