Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Brett Michaels Valtrex Commericial!


"Thanks to Valtrex, only 3 out of the 10 girls Brett Michaels boned last week caught herpes!"


*We're not so sure about other communicable diseases.



Okay, so I saw this show for the first time the other night. Man, if that fucking doucebag didn't catch herpes back in the 80's he's the luckiest douchebag, du-rag wearing, motherfucker ever. Man, I can't believe this guy is scoring like that. No wait, I saw the girls on the show. They're even bigger douchebag, bitches than him. Well, almost.

The show and the people on it kind of remind me of that song "Fake Plastic Trees". Man, no wonder this country is going to shit (or possibly already has.



Fuck shaving my head when I go bald. I'm wearing headbands. That's so fucking cool! I wonder if Brett will still be sporting a sweet headband and extensions when he's sixty?

Notice how when he was younger the top of his du-rag was on the bottom of his hairline. Now the top of the du-rag is almost on top of his head.







Rock on, Brett Michaels! You're even more badass than you were in the '80s. Soooooo, weak.

Axl even has enough rock 'n roll class not to do a show like that, thank God. He is much too bad ass for that. Then again, Axl is probably broke and in jail right now too.

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