Roman Polanski is a kiddy fucker and Hollywood is down with that...

"My Penis isn't much bigger than this, so what's the big deal?" Roman asks the police before they apprehend him for ass-fucking a thirteen year old girl.



Oh, Hollywood. You get even more twisted and depraved by the day despite all your self-righteous causes and all the African babies you adopt. It saddens me to no end to see some of my most beloved film-makers supporting this kiddy-fucker. It really makes me wonder what kind of kiddy fucking they're all getting themselves into in their spare time. I mean, how do you defend a kiddy ass fucking, dirty old man, who to top it off is too much of a coward to take responsibility for what he did, so in-turn he high-tales is to the land of kiddy-fuckers? Wait, by Hollywood's logic he did take responsibility by paying off the little girl he raped. Whoops, I forgot-throwing money at things makes everything right, and inturn all our troubles go away not only in Hollywood, but America in general.

Oh, wait. I get it! He's a great artist, which automatically relieves him of the sin of being a total piece of shit and a poor excuse for a human being.


Ugh, where's Travis Bickle when you need him?



I think I'm going to use all my Martin Scorcsese films for target practice for supporting Roman "Kiddy Fucker" Polanski.


Martin Scorcese and Tilda Swinton said something to the likes of "this sets a dangerous precedent". What? You mean the dangerous precedent of bringing dirty old men that enjoy drugging and ass-fucking thirteen year old girls in the ass to justice? I guess, Tilda is afraid that the 13 year-old girl she's ass fucking with her ice-princess strap-on might come after her soon. And Marin, I'm not sure if you have a 13 year old daughter, but if you do would you mind me coming over and fucking her in the ass? I mean, I have this really great book which I'm getting close to selling, which would make it okay, right? I promise, I'll let you direct it when they sell the movie rights.

Shit, this country/world is fucked. And don't tell me the recession is over. What a load of crap. The "experts" seem to have forgotten one major thing about all the recoveries of the past-they occurred in line with job creation. If this is a truly a recovery than it will truly be ground breaking because it will be a "jobless recovery", which basically means the rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and everyone in between gets fucked in the ass by dream-fuckers like Roman Polanski.

The "Revolution" in Iran

REVOLUTION! YEAH! Yeah, right...

According to the Washington post "thousands" of protesters hit the streets today in Tehran. For some odd reason Reuters reported about 250 people showed up. Regardless of the descrepancy in numbers that's a lot of people in a city of 12 million!


Revoluti... Oh shit, I'm a rich Iranian kid who has an interview at Oxford and Berkeley next semester! I better get done setting this trashcan on fire quick -- and thus freeing my country -- so I can get home before dinner. I have to be well-rested and well-fed in order to make an informed decision about what Western country I will move to, so I can bitch and moan about how awful the West is instead of standing and fighting (getting shot in the head or tortured by my self-righteous, megalomanic countrymen).

Dream on...twitter.

A disturbing course of events on X-Box live

So, I was playing BomberMan live on X-box live. Of course, it was chalked full of shit-talking, illiterate pre-teens and teenagers whose favorite words are: faggot, homo, gay, nigger, bitch, cunt, loser, bitch, fuck, shit, and basically any other awesome word you can think of within the lexicon of vocabulary that makes up the bright future of America. Of course, I play anyways, especially when I'm drunk (like now). However, I usually just turn their voices on mute, but this time I didn't for some odd reason (maybe b/c I was drunk).

Anyways, these two punk asses were dropping the most "f", "n" and "gay-faggot" bombs I've ever heard in my life. I figured they were just some punk-asses because their voices were about as deep as twelve year olds. Well, to make a long story short one of them had their web-cam on and was broadcasting to the world his awesomeness. It turns out that he was a teenage father playing "Bomberman" with his four year old kid. I swear to the Lord almighty that the father couldn't have been more than seventeen years old. And to top it off he was teaching his kid to talk as much awesome shit as he. Awe, like father like son. And the government wants me to pay for dip-shits like these health-insurance? Fuck, we're screwed.

Oh, and Massauchausets is not a good model for universal health insurance. It's one of the most affluent, highly educated states in the Union and it barely works. There's no way that it would work in say, Mississipi or California where half the population is a bunch of lazy, uneducated, fat-asses on welfare. But that's just my opinion, and my opinion doesn't really matter because I don't tell people what they want to hear. I tell them the truth. And the truth of the matter is I need another drink.

One more hard truth: it's a scientific fact that Americans are getting fatter, lazier, stupider, and more full-of-shit by the nanosecond. So, how does that translate to the economy rebounding on rocket-boosters? Or us maintaining the proverbial #1 label? I have no fucking clue, but then again I work at Safeway. But like the training video said: "We're simply the best!" I'm almost drunk enough to believe it right about now.

I'm lovin' it!

All these politicians taking "100%" responsibility! After they get caught, of course!



Thanks, Sen. John Ensign of Nevada. That was really big of you owning up to your extra-marital affair after you got caught.

I wonder how many percent of responsibility these politicians would have taken if they would have gotten away with it? Hmmmmm...just a wild guess, but maybe zero?!

God bless, America. We take hypocrisy to a whole other level.

So, Obama, when are we going to borrow some more money from China for another social welfare stimulus plan while looking the other way as they tred all over the human right's of their own citizens? Hopefully, soon b/c my job at baggin' it up at Safeway just isn't cutting it. Livin' the dream, baby. Livin' the dream.

Iran

I'm flip-flopping back to my original stance-keep our money and our troops out of their mess.

Iran Election Violence is "outrageous," Obama says

What's outrageous is Obama's audacity to believe that if he keeps spouting big words like "outrageous" and "appalled" that they'll actually stop.



Obama is naive as hell, and is learning a hard lesson in human behavior:

How do you engage a bully? Do you reason with him? Do you appeal to his compassionate side?

No, bullies don't have compassionate sides for the simple fact that if they did, they wouldn't be bullies. In addition, you can't negotiate with power hungry nut-jobs with megalomaniacal superiority complexes, which you are presently learning the hard way (I hope). The sad truth is that at some point you're going to have to show these bastards (Kim too) that you're willing to put your words into action. Otherwise, they won't take any of your empty threats seriously, and will continue trampling all over the human rights of their own citizens as well anyone else in the world they can get their raptor claws on.

The raptors of the world only understand one thing. So, do the right thing, Obama. Be a leader and take the initiative. You've already given them a chance and they spit their raptor bile in your face on numerous occasions, and will continue to do so unless you teach them a lesson. Teach them a lesson: put that big, black foot of yours in their ass! That's the only negotiating tool they'll take seriously!

If you don't the democratic Iranians will eventually give up. History shows us that anytime a small, ruthless group of individuals are willing to use extreme force against a large group of people who aren't willing or able to match that force will eventually give up or be suppressed to the point of impotence. Just ask the Germans during the Nazi Era. People forget that the Nazi's only represented about 30% of the population. The hard-line Iranians represent much more than that, and they have complete control over the economy. Unless you help them this golden opportunity to liberate Iran will pass.

Anyways, I hope this lesson in history and human nature hits home to all you foolish bumper sticker activists driving around with your: "They Don't Hate our freedom, they hate our policies" bumper stickers. You're right, they do hate our policies, and two of our primary policies are free-speech and the right to protest peacefully. Oh, and one our most treasured policies is freedom. I bet you're all so "appalled". Well, guess what: no matter how much reason or compassion you show them the Ayatollah and his thugs don't give shit what you think, and would cut your fucking stupid heads off and kill your children if given the chance.



Peace

Three Words to Solve the California Budget Crisis:

THE RUNNING MAN!

Say what, Mir Hossein Mousavi is a rock star?

So, it's been a long time since I've blogged because I've been trying to stay away from the news. It just pisses me off too much the kind of garbage that the media prints. Okay, so I still read the news, but I don't blog because I'm busy.

First of all, I'm glad the Iranian people are finally standing up for themselves. And I'm glad that Obama is staying out of this mess. If people want freedom and democracy they should have to fight and bleed for it themselves. It's not our job to "free" everyone.

Anyways, isn't this the guy that was prime minister during a time when Iran used chemical weapons to murder over 500,000 Iraqis? Yeah, he is. So why is everyone acting like this guy is some kind of saint or something? Okay, maybe he wasn't directly responsible, but come on-the guy was one of the top ten most powerful people in the country during that time. Putting him in power instead of that other nutjob is like trading Hitler for the tenth in command. Mousavi and his nutjob of a wife in power would not be much of an improvement over the last guy. Wait, none of these people have any real power anyways aside from being figureheads for the public while the real powers that be run the show.

Bloodbath ensues. Yay, world! Change is on the way, same as it ever was...

That's some REAL CHANGE, AIG STyle!

Ahhh. It sucks being right, especially when everyone (including myself) would rather just have me be wrong. The truth hurts. And the truth is: nothing changes until people change, which is what I cynically said at the beginning of the campaign for "change".

I find it surprising that Obama is so surprised that a bunch of crooks stole his hand-out. As if Wall-Street execs and high powered CEO's are going to suddenly "change" or grow consciences just because there's a new boss in town. They and we are the same self-entitled, greedy, lazy, dim-witted Americans we were before he was elected. Not much has changed aside from a few cosmetic differences. Unfortunately, America and the majority of Americans are a bunch of narcistic, greedy crooks that only care about themselves.

Oh, and please (Obama) apply this lesson in human nature to the Russians and Iranians. They are not going to suddenly "change" just because you're being nice to them. They're still a bunch of misogynist, war mongering, corrupt, assholes. The sad truth is that most people don't change, because most people suck. Sorry, the truth hurts.

Clinton: Chinese human rights can't interfere with other crises

No, shit. It's kind of hard to impose your ideals onto a country that owns you. I can just hear hyper-idealistic Hillary now (she's not b/c she's much too smart for that).

Hillary: Yeah, we want to borrow trillions of dollars, but you have to stop exploiting your workers that enable you to build up your GDP. Thus, allowing you to have the cash flow to lend us money so we can still support our bloated ideals that wouldn't be possible without you committing gross human rights atrocities to your own people, not to mention your neighbors.

China: Fuck you, hypocritical, high-minded American with your gilded ideals and lofty rhetoric. If you didn't already know: we own your ass. And if you ever want anymore money from us you better shut the hell up. You better hope we don't ever want to collect on those loans, and you're able to pay them back otherwise when shit hits the fan with climate change, water shortages, and overpopulation we'll take what's ours-your whole country's infrastructure that you sold us through municipal bonds and the like.

Hillary: Okay, just give us more money, pretty please.

School fight posted on YouTube

Trust me, the kids set up these fights before-hand. They're proud of them.




"You're supposed to behave at these events as you behave at school," Mike Brooks of CNN said in regard to student behavior.

Mmmm, anyone who has taught at urban public schools around the country knows that this is how they behave at school on a daily basis. This is the norm, not an anomaly.

CNN contributor Roland Martin likens Obama to Kanye West

I sure as hell hope not because Kayne West is a self-deluded, narcissistic, jackass, who is anti-education.





Well, at least he didn't compare Obama to Jesus Christ or something. Then again, Obama is going to cure cancer. And at the very least if he falls short of his goals he will still achieve greatness by curing the common cold.

Promoting understanding...

...one beheading at a time.

TV Report transcript

Muslims in America come from many countries and have diverse backgrounds, but they are united by their desire to practice their religion in peace and to replace the negative image many non-Muslim Americans have about Islam. In this report by Carol Pearson we meet three very different Americans who practice Islam.



A control room at Bridges TV
A control room at Bridges TV
Muzzammil Hassan came to America from Pakistan 25 years ago. He became a successful banker in Buffalo, New York, near the famed Niagara Falls.



While he and his wife were happy to be in the United States, they were upset by the negative perceptions of Muslims, and particularly how this perception might affect their children.

Like the perception that if Hassan's wife were to talk back to him he'd cut her fucking head off.



That is how they came up with the idea of Bridges TV. Mr. Hassan's wife challenged him to start it.

Then he cut her fucking head off after claiming it was her idea all along, not his.


Muzzammil Hassan
Muzzammil Hassan
MUZZAMMIL HASSAN, FOUNDER, BRIDGES TV

"I had no background in television. I didn't know anything about TV. Her comment was, 'you have an M.B.A. (masters degree in business) why don't you write a business plan?'"



And so he did. He quit his job at the bank and for the next two to three years worked almost non-stop in developing an English language television network that offers news and entertainment for Muslims.



Mr. Hassan hopes Bridges TV lives up to its name by uniting American Muslims and by helping non-Muslims overcome the negative images they may have of both Muslims and Islam.

Like the negative perception that Muslim Husbands cut off their wives' fucking heads when shit goes south in the relationship.

MUZZAMMIL HASSAN, FOUNDER, BRIDGES TV

"There should be a Muslim media so that Muslim children growing up in America grow up with the self confidence and high self esteem about their identity both as Americans and as Muslims."

And to know it's okay to cut someone's fucking head off when you get mad at them, especially when you need to put a woman in her place.

Other Muslims are also trying to reach out to non-Muslim Americans.



Hadia Mubarak is a graduate student at Georgetown University in Washington, D.C. She has grown up in the United States - her father is from Syria, her mother from Jordan. Hadia is the president of the Muslim Student Association for Northern American. She feels obligated to change the perceptions many Americans have about Muslims.



Hadia Mubarak
Hadia Mubarak
HADIA MUBARAK

"This is sort of my calling. The only exposure they had about Islam was in the media or what they saw in Hollywood: Arab fanatics blowing up planes, hijacking planes."

And husbands cutting off wives' heads.

She says she also feels obligated to dispel the perception that Muslim women are oppressed.

Because she likes getting her fucking head cut off.

HADIA MUBARAK

"If you meet Muslim women, they are some of the most vocal, strongly opinionated women you will ever meet in your life. "

And that's why our husbands sometimes cut our heads off. It's all a matter of being open-minded and adhering to cultural relativism.

Hadia wears the hijab, even when she runs track, but she says the decision to wear it was hers and hers alone.

Even if her husband threatens to cut her fucking head off if she takes it off.

Muhammad Latif Hayden is an American who converted to Islam. He first learned about it through Sheik Muhammad Rahem Bawa Muhayaddeen, a Sufi from Sri Lanka.



Muhammad Latif Hayden
Muhammad Latif Hayden
MUHAMMAD LATIF HAYDEN

"I took the shahadah (declaration of belief) with Bawa in 1972, and since then I've been a Muslim."



Mr. Hayden wanted to learn Sufism, a mystic type of Islam. After Sheik Bawa Muhaiyaddeen died in 1986, Mr. Hayden dedicated himself to spreading Bawa's teachings.



MUHAMMAD LATIF HAYDEN

"The importance of sharing that information, the importance of making available those teachings to Muslims and non-Muslims alike, is essential, especially today."



Muhammad Latif Hayden is now secretary of the Bawa Muhaiyaddeen Mosque in Philadelphia. He publicizes the sheik's teachings through books and recordings and the Internet. As he describes it, his work is to show others the way to live in equality and peace in the kingdom of God.

While occasionally beheading an infidel from time to time.

Sad but true: Another High-Price Hollywood Whore Bites the Dust

It doesn't take a CSI investigator to figure out what happened here. She's one of the plethora of high-priced Hollywood whores that advertise on craigslist, the erotic review etc. After-all, it's impossible to make rent working part-time at a bar and going to school. A typical one-bedroom in Santa Monica is $1500 a month minimum, and that's not including utilities. This woman was killed by one of her high-priced Johns who like to call themselves "producers" and "directors" when in reality they're just ticks and leaches. Land of lost dreams, indeed.

Thank God!

And this is a bad thing because: We need more stupid Americans?
Not to mention, less people = less carbon foot-prints.

Chris Brown is a Pimp Daddy...

"You betta watch 'yoself, ho. Or Chris Brown goin' to smack a bitch!"


Ah, our country is really screwed. Normally, I don't comment on message boards, but I had to comment on the yahoo! message board about Chris Brown because of all the retarded things kids have been posting on them about Chris Brown.




My Post:

I love how so many people are talking about Chris Brown like they actually know him. Things like I don't think Chris Brown did it "cuz"...blah, blah, blah. You do not know Chris Brown. You know his carefully constructed image created to sell records to dumb kids.

degrassi1316's comment was especially funny: "Chris is too laid back and nice. If anything Rianna provoked him" or Clara V's "I have read that Rihanna is really controlling and jelous. Other artist have said that she follows him around to every video shoot to make sure girls don't approach him. I don't believe he would do something like that." Or really, what do you know? What do you read besides trash celebrity zines? Do yourselves a favor and get an education.

Damn, this country is really screwed w/ idiot kids like these. I hope your ghetto boyfriend's smack some sense into you b/c you provoked it through your stupidity.

This is all I ever wanted: Media Attention and a T.V. Show

Are those botoxed lips? Isn't she unemployed? Did welfare pay for those?

America: We Rock So Awesome!

Don't forget, every real American should own one!
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And if you don't know, now you know_________.


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Quality You Can FEEL.

Because you know that "Tijuana" and "quality" go hand in hand.

Meanwhile, American students struggle to get hooked on phonics

SINGAPORE (Reuters) - While most children his age sketch on paper with crayons, nine-year old Lim Ding Wen from Singapore, has a very different canvas -- his iPhone.

Lim, who is in fourth grade, writes applications for Apple's popular iPhone. His latest, a painting program called Doodle Kids, has been downloaded over 4,000 times from Apple's iTunes store in two weeks, the New Paper reported on Thursday.

The program lets iPhone users draw with their fingers by touching the iPhone's touchscreen and then clear the screen by shaking the phone.

"I wrote the program for my younger sisters, who like to draw," Lim said. His sisters are aged 3 and 5.

Lim, who is fluent in six programing languages, started using the computer at the age of 2. He has since completed about 20 programing projects.

His father, Lim Thye Chean, a chief technology officer at a local technology firm, also writes iPhone applications.

"Every evening we check the statistics emailed to us (by iTunes) to see who has more downloads," the older Lim said.

The boy, who enjoys reading books on programing, is in the process of writing another iPhone application -- a science fiction game called "Invader Wars."

(Reporting by Melanie Lee; Editing by Bill Tarrant)

© Thomson Reuters 2009 All rights reserved

Love thy neighbor, or not...

Unconvincing Bullshit

Wow, you were going to bring in Harry Reid to vouch for you? Now that's a credible man whose word I can respect. And a bunch of other "mostly sympathetic people too". Wow, I really feel sorry for you. We should waste tax payer dollars on a trial for you. Who cares if the FEDS have you on multiple tapes trying to sell the seat? That's not real evidence when Harry Reid and a bunch of "mostly sympathetic people" have your back. Besides, you were just joking around. Governors all over the country joke all the time about selling Senate seats. Didn't you know that?

Oh, and why did you omit the words "so help me God" from your oath of bringing out "the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth". Oh yeah, because you're full of shit and your voice is super annoying. Not to mention, you sound like a whiny little bitch.

We really are all equal!

It warms my heart to see that gay politicians are as crooked as straight politicians. And if you don't think what he did is that bad would you like your sons' and daughters' high school teachers sleeping with your 17 year old kids?

Portland, OR mayor Sam Adams (Not related to the beer)

Well, I guess if you live in Washington state it's okay to have sex with your students as long as they're 18.

If American students had half as much determination to get an education as this girl...

...then we wouldn't have an education crisis.This is an Afgani girl who had acid poured on her face for going to school. However, she claims she's more determined than ever to get her education.

California's "train wreck" a golden opportunity?

Still, experts say the most populous U.S. state and the world's eighth-largest economy is well placed to rise again and that this crisis could spur major changes in the economy that will pay dividends in the long term.

Abundant natural resources (like the fact they have no drinking water), big ports (that are falling apart), access to the Pacific Rim, a large, relatively young work force (of gang-bangers, under-educated, self-entitled, lazy juvenile delinquents), entrepreneurial draw (marijuana dispensaries) and tech-oriented industries augur well for the future, economists and historians say.

"The prophets of doom and gloom are just not looking at the reality of California," said Jerry Nickelsburg, senior economist at the UCLA Anderson Forecast.

"The government has created kind of a mess and that's a problem to be solved, but the negatives are actually fairly small. I think you can expect a lot of good out of California," he said.

Yeah, the negatives are fairly small if you're living in the ivory tower surrounded by people who create their own rosy realities to keep their business of idealism alive.

California is fucked. Just imagine how bad it would get if a major earthquake hits in the next ten years, the reservoirs go completely dry, the Colorado is damned up, or an a-bomb goes off in one of their ports? (all of which are probable)

Then again, what do I know? I'm one of the many teachers that left the state and are leaving at this very moment. If the public school students are the future of California, then the future isn't too bright. That's another major problem-the gigantic chasm between the rich and the poor both economically and educationally in California.

Well, I hope you the best of luck Cali. You'll need it and so will the rest of the country. People can talk all they want about the history of California and the history of America, but that doesn't change the present and the future. America is different now and so are its people. We don't have as much land or resources to exploit or the hard work and innovation that defined our ancestors. We're a bunch of intellectually lazy, fat, self-entitled slobs/snobs born into a garbage culture. And for some reason we expect everything to work out because we're "the best" and things worked out in the past, thus they will work out in the future. PIPE DREAMS. Keep smoking, Cali.

Bigger, Stronger, Faster!

This is what America's all about! Lies, Lies, Lies. We've been doing it from the beginning, just ask the British redcoats! America needs to get its edge back! How are we going to cheat ourselves back to the top?

http://www.biggerstrongerfastermovie.com/





Oh, and I thought Obama's version of American history in his speech was rosier than the Midwestern, red-state history lessons I got in elementary school and middle-school. It seems that he's the one with a short-memory, or at the very least selective. But aren't we all? Whatever helps us cope with reality, gives us hope. I'd love to point out all the holes in his speech, but I'll save that for some other time. It's my birthday! It must be destiny or something!

Lush Limpdick: "I hope Obama fails"

He basically just said: "I hope America fails".

It just goes to show that Rush is more concerned about his ego and his small penis than the country he claims to "love". He'd rather have Obama fail than have Obama and the liberals succeed in proving beyond a reasonable doubt that Rush and his right-wing extremists are the biggest hypocritical, self-serving, cigar smoking, limp dicks in the history of the world.

That's not to say I don't have some problems with Obama's pipe dreams and hopes, but that doesn't mean I don't hope he succeeds. I hope he proves me wrong-that the majority of Americans aren't a bunch of fat, whinny, undereducated, self-entiltled, self-serving, deluded, hypocritical, violent, snobs that will eat each other alive once thing really get bad.

Rush is imagining that Karl's cock is as big and tasty as this cigar in his mouth.

What do you expect?

From a country whose ultimate underlining values are money and prestige?

Damn, I've become a cynic in my old-age.

Yes, it's sad but true. Unfortunately, most things in this world are. I suspect that all these young teenage and twenty-something idealists will be just as cynical as me if not more so after Obama's first four years are up. Oh well, so it goes down the toilet of reality, despite all our grandiose hopes and dreams.

Congrats, on setting aside your ego...

To get your ass kissed by everyone from Timbuktu to the Senate floor.



And way to get on the "buzz-word" band wagon. It worked for "W" and "B.O." Yeah, "smart-power", that'll work. How long has there been sustained peace in the Middle-East for the past 2,000 plus years? Maybe, one-second? I'd say the smart money is that four years from now everyone in the Middle-East will still be hatin' and killin' one another regardless of nifty buzz-words like "smart-power".

Typical "Change"

Mmmm, I don't think our Treasury Secretary can afford to make "innocent" and/or "honest" mistakes regardless of his intent. Well, maybe he an afford it (he's rich), but what about our country? If he can't get his own taxes right, what about all the numbers he's going to be dealing with on a national scale?

Still self-deluded as ever.

He must be drinking again, or maybe he took up crack-cocaine this time? Man, does he really think his words hold any weight anymore? Nobody cares what you think anymore, Georgey. They just want you gone. So stop trying to convince everyone what a good job you did when it's obvious you fucked up big-time. The country is much worse off than when you inherited it. Honestly, it's a stretch to even find one single thing you did right.

Well, yes people around the world still respect America. But it's certainly not because of you or anything you did. And please, for the sake of everyone in the world don't get involved in anything political after you leave the White House.

Damn, this fat lady's legs are showing up all over the place!

These legs are famous! I swear I've seen different pictures of these legs (same pink shorts, black shirt, and cottage cheese thighs) from various angles/poses on several different news sites. Unfortunately, I neglected to copy them until just now. This is the only one I did because I found it funny that these sexy legs have been showing up all over the net. I wonder if she's bragging to her friends about it? Or is she getting royalties?

Congratulations, America! The obese now outnumber the merely overweight in this country! God have mercy on us, these are the people that are going to "change" America and help our country get back on its feet. If only we could get our fat asses off the couch first.

Hope is a demon bitch...

he's just figuring that out.

If you raise your hopes up too high, that just leaves you open to a bigger fall is you don't succeed. Good luck, for everyone's sake. You'll need it.

Future Engineers of Ford, GM, and Chrysler...

Yes, the future of edumacation is bright in America, especially in math! I guess, we just have to make things more cool, fun, and try to relate the lessons more to celebrities or hip-hop in order to "inspire" the fine young minds of America. After-all, everything should be fun and easy when related to school work. After-all, taking the BAR exam, MCAT, etc. are just loads of fun! So why shouldn't school work be a blast too!?

I mean, with smart-asses like this how else do we expect to live up to contemporary American students' expectations of self-entitlement, something for nothing, and snarkism? We just need more technology in the classroom because Einstein and all the great math/science minds of the past had loads of technology in their classrooms. Yeah, that's why they can't learn. Or maybe, if Britney Spears, 50 Cent, Miley Cyrus, and Lindsay Lohan would come out with instructional math music videos or movies the kids these days wouldn't be such lazy asses who expect to be able to buy everything on credit and be supported by the state for the rest of their lives?