Maybe, Jerry Fahwell and his fanatical evangelicals should line up along the Gulf Coast and pray their self-righteous hearts out for Hurricane Ike to disappear? I'm sure God would listen to them. After-all, it's not like they're French Quarter faggots or something. These are true Texas believers here!
So, c'mon faithful fanatics! Put your faith to the test and line up along the Gulf Coast to save your beloved state. There's no way it can fail as long as you have faith! God will show those non-believers when He makes the hurricane suddenly dissipate before our eyes!
God, if only our country were that lucky.
If God really wanted to punish us he wouldn't send hurricanes at us. He'd just sit back and watch us do ourselves in. That's the worst punishment of all.
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i want you to know that your blog consistently makes me laugh out loud. good work, dude. victor
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