As much as I love Berkeley, hate Bush, and was against the war I just have to say this...

Yeah, too bad if it wasn’t for the Marines a lot of those exciting, unusual people would come over here and kill you. Fucking Bezerkeley logic, get a life. The Marines are necessary whether you like it or not. And the individual soldier shouldn’t be degraded and disrespected like that. They’re human-beings too, you know. Not just robotic, evil monsters who heed the beck and call of Bush because they want to, and they like killing people. It’s their duty to follow orders, no matter who gives them. That’s the only way a military works. You can’t be having every soldier asking questions on the battlefield because it wouldn’t work smoothly, and more people would end up dying on the battlefield as a result. Not to mention, you’d never get enough soldiers united to mount an effective fighting force to get anything done. In other words, it’d be like Berkeley High School-a bunch of squabbling factions who can’t get anything done while the whole world falls apart around them. Thank God for the Marines, because without them you wouldn’t be able to stage ridiculous rallies about how you hate the Marines.


Oh, and notice how most of the protesters are old ladies and men, which is what the Berkeley City council is primarily made up of. They smoked too much grass and took too much acid in the sixties to understand the concept of logic. They also don't realize that their pipe dreams already went up in smoke a long time ago. It's a brave new world, indeed. It's going to be fun to watch it fall apart. What am I talking about? It isn't going to be fun, it's a blast! Not to mention, freakin' hilarious. People are such idiots. We deserve this harvest we are reaping-the whole of humanity does.


In continuation of this rant...

Out on Shattuck Avenue, it appears the protesters have no plans to leave anytime soon. "We are the civilian population; we control the military," Adams said. "We the people have to take back our control of the military.

As usual, Berkeley is arrogant and self-righteous enough to assume they’re the voice of everyone and everything.

I’ll also take this statement down another path of Berkeley logic. How do you imagine in your tripped out brains that you take back control of the military if they’re all a bunch of evil Bushies with guns who shoot people for kicks? What are you going to do? Stick a flower in their gun and blow bubbles on them or something? Or how about a big hug and a Beatles song? Yeah, that’ll work. Across the universe, baby.