Monday, January 14, 2008

Hillary, the All-American



Time magazine recently asked what Hillary Clinton believes in/stands for. It has been a reoccurring question from the start, and will continue to come op until the election is over, she loses, and the destiny of America’s demise is sealed when Mike Huckabee is elected president. But that’s beside the point.


So, what does Hillary Clinton really stand for? It’s a very simple answer and comes down to one word: winning, or more specifically winning at all costs. Hillary is so American that it hurts. She epitomizes everything it means to be an All-American that it makes me cringe when her rivals attack her for being soft, or un-American. She’s anything but! All she cares about is winning and she’ll do anything, pay any amount of money necessary, shift her position or maintain her position she previously flipped flopped on through the use of her expert rhetoric (she can talk her way in or out of anything), sacrifice anything or anyone, lop-off whoever’s heads are necessary, or feed any friend or foe to the wolves so long as it profits her. In-fact, she neither has friend or foe, just people she uses to get what she wants out of this world for herself and her proud, individual American dream. After-all, the individual is more important than society. And that’s why we’re all going to get ours (selfish dreams), especially Hillary. God bless, America.



Holy sh*t, they believed that sh*t. They're even dumber than I thought.

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