Mike Huckabee is rockin’ a sweet base-lick with his homie of faith Chuck Norris, AKA: Walker Texas Ranger, The Mad Dog Commando from a series of two-bit Vietnam revenge fantasy movies, or that guy who got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee.
s like him because they think they can sit down and have a beer with him, and he even has a great sense of humor and likes Chuck Norris jokes like we do. Not mention, he’s even friends with Chuck Norris. Oh, but he doesn’t drink and he thinks the Universe was created 10,000 years ago. Fucking shoot me if he wins, we’re fucking done. If there is in-fact intelligent life watching our planet they would officially deem the human race unintelligent life if he wins, and doom us for extinction. But who can blame them when a guy with a name like Huckabee is elected leader of the free world? Did I mention Chuck Norris has got his back? Watch out Aliens. We might not get along, believe the Universe was created 10,000 years ago, and we elected Bush twice followed by a yokel named Huckabee…, but you’ve never seen a divinely inspired, good old-fashioned Chuck Norris drop kick. Take that death rays, bad guys, playa-hatas, and Al Queda too. Chuck Norris representin’ Mike Huckabee, fo shizal!Heil Huckabee!
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment